Email from mah Momma
Subject: how does this sound
for family newsletter: we hear Jenny is living in the upper midwest and may have graduated from college (perhaps in a different time zone) Other than that we have no information or photographic documentation.
PLEASE!!!!
Oh and I have a new gay boyfriend on campus who is your age. he loves my shoes. Hope you’re having a good weekend. I’m dragging dad to a Baroque concert tonight (with Swen — so many gay boyfriends). Fortunately for dad, the countertenor canceled.