Email from mah Momma

Subject:  how does this sound

for family newsletter:   we hear Jenny is living in the upper midwest and may have graduated from college (perhaps in a different time zone)  Other than that we have no information or photographic documentation.

PLEASE!!!!

Oh and I have a new gay boyfriend on campus who is your age.   he loves my shoes.  Hope you’re having a good weekend.  I’m dragging dad to a Baroque concert tonight (with Swen — so many gay boyfriends).  Fortunately for dad, the countertenor canceled.