May 2012
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when the client kills my favorite concept
thisadvertisinglife:
many thanks for the stellar gif, @JPeddycoart
My life, every day at my office.
my first two weeks on the job with nothing to do
thisadvertisinglife:
Me, whenever my boss walks past my office.
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patricia-kitten:
Overwhelming Sherlock feels.
All of this. ALL.
Day 2 Home Alone sans boyfriend, who is apparently the only thing between me and a crippling couch/Skyrim/Adele addiction. Have just recorded myself doing an epic rendition of “Someone Like You” that will never see the light of day, I’m sure, and am on hour 123i89 of Skyrimmingness, in the most comfortable gaming chair that ever was. I did manage to order myself some groceries,...
I shouldn’t be left to my own devices for a weekend, because what happens is that I stay in and stay up until 4am watching LeeLee Sobieski movies and planning out my upcoming trip to South East Asia. Oh, I’m sorry, did I not mention that I’m going to be going to South East Asia for an extended period of time beginning in October? Because that is happening, world. Prepare...
April 2012
4 posts
Conversation between Louis C.K. and Hillary.
LOUIS: Madame Secretary.
HILLARY: Mr. Szekely.
LOUIS (taken aback): Wow. No one -- no one ever calls me that.
HILLARY: It's Hungarian.
LOUIS: And even fewer people know that.
HILLARY: I'm worldly. What can I say. (Beat.) I love your show.
LOUIS: And, uh, I love your Secretary of Stating.
HILLARY: Thank you.
LOUIS: Your foreign policy is tops.
HILLARY: It's really not MY foreign policy, per se.
LOUIS: Um, no it isn't, I guess. (Beat.) I'm sorry, it's just that I don't often meet world leaders.
HILLARY: That would be the President, Mr. Szekely. I'm just a Cabinet member.
LOUIS: Oh, right. President Obama. "Leader of the free world."
HILLARY: A bit U.S.-centric, but sure.
LOUIS: Um...
HILLARY: I tell you what. I think Amy Poehler is waiting over there. I need to go shake her hand. You know, she once played me in a "Saturday Night Live" sketch.
LOUIS: Yeah, I saw it! It was great. You both have impeccable comic timing.
HILLARY: Why thank you, Mr. Szekely.
LOUIS: Um, your welcome.
HILLARY: You mean "you're."
LOUIS: Damn, you're good.
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A lot of good non-equity theatre there. Also, a dude might bite your nose off.
– Tina Fey, on Chicago
March 2012
13 posts
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Dayjob Hunger Game: Day 2. Ambushed by Eval, the HR tribute. Gutted him w/shards...
– Glen Weldon Recreates “The Hunger Games” at work
Right now, the biggest oil companies are raking in record profits—profits that...
– President Obama this morning on why we’ve got to end subsidies for Big Oil (via barackobama)
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My favorite part from last night's episode
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"Is rabbits eatable? Or you just s'posed to cuddle...
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February 2012
33 posts
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I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.
– Colonel Sanders
"Hey Dustin! Getcha ass ova here! We buildin' bird...
New rallying cry
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barackobama:
Yeah, we had to.
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An Ode to Alton Brown’s ‘Good Eats’ →
I owe Alton Brown pretty much everything when it comes to my passion and knowledge of cooking. End of an era. Thanks for everything!